I am able to bend forks with my hands and sharpen two pencils at once. I once attempted to eat 10 salteens in under a minute but I no longer eat things as displays of strength. In my youth I did 6 tax returns in a single year. I am able to manage debt while typing 20 words a minute.
Lastly, I program much of the music you hear on CBC R3 and Produce the CBC Radio 3 Bucky Awards. But really, that is much less impressive.
