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CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

Posted by John Paolozzi on May 03, 2007
We've just learned by way of Inside the CBC that the CBC Shop has renamed our Castro hat after receiving a complaint from Montreal resident Bryan Clark who wrote asking that the product be removed from shelves:
"How can the CBC in good conscience, as our taxpayer-funded "neutral" broadcaster, offer up such a symbol of communist oppression?" he wrote. "[The Cap] is a "loaded" symbol of a ruthless, murdering dictator."
A shop representative responded to Clark's concern pointing out that this is a widely accepted term for this style of hat, used by retailers all over North America, but this apparently is exactly what a sneaky commie would say. Unsatisfied with this answer, Clark took his complaint to Canada Free Press, which used this opportunity to take the "Communist Broadcasting Corporation" to task for our apparent love of Castro and communism.

If I were to re-name the cap, I probably would have called it the "Radio 3 Freedom Hat", but hey... I'm not in marketing, so what do I know?

What do you think we should call it? If we decide to run with your suggestion, there's a satellite radio - and of course a hat - in it for you.

(Please note that CBC Radio 3 does not endorse Fidel Castro, communism, nor dictatorships, and we certainly would never give him one of our rad hats. No hat for you Fidel!)

Update: May Is Pinko Leftie Month at the Ceeb!

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  1. Rhett
    01

    Opposites Attract

    Well if it's not a Communist hat then it MUST be a Capitalist Pig-Dog Hat.
  2. Doppelganger
    02

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    Rhett's right! Is this hat with us... or against us?
  3. Mark MacArthur
    03

    Poor Colonel Potter

    But you know who the REAL victim is in all this? Sherman T. Potter - that's who. Castro has been stealing that guy’s style for years. First the cigar, then the fatigues, then the hat. “Castro Hat”? Pulease. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman_T._Potter
  4. Silvorgold
    04

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    The Clark Hat, in honour of the person who complained ;)

    But in seriousness, that sucks, but there's always political savvy/unsavvy people who will get mad about something. The Bucky Hat, The Raison d'3tre (R from Radio in Raison, 3 from Radio 3 in 3tre) , The R3Cap, I'm bad with names
  5. Craig Norris
    05

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    I just read the CFP article.
    First, "Doan-Gate" and now this.
    Pretty slow news day.

    But the press salivates any time a chance to bash the CBC comes along.

    Frankly, the real shocker is that it seems to have taken only one complaint to get them to change it.

    The opinion of one person.

    Who's the dictator?

  6. KFresh
    06

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    the Whinin' Bryan Flap Cap
    the inFidel
  7. KFresh
    07

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    the Ruthless, Murdering Dicktator Cap
    Clarke's A Narc Cap
    the Calm the Fuck Down Visor of Anti-Communism
  8. Craig Norris
    08

    Glenn.

    I like the name "Glenn" for a hat.
  9. John Paolozzi
    09

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    "Glenn" is very approachable. It really doesn't say "I'm gonna lock you in a gulag"
  10. Craig Norris
    10

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    The second 'n' is silent.
  11. Dave Yee
    11

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    I'm telling you guys... this is a great opportunity. Imagine a whole line of similarly themed goodies:

    - the Kim Jong-il bunny slippers
    - the Mao Tse-Tung toy tank
    - the George Bush "operation complete" action figure (oh wait...)
    - the Darth Vader resparator

    The boundless opportunites boggle the mind!
  12. JoeGinClark
    12

    Che Palle!

    The R3volutionary Cap (to steal part of silvergold's idea)
    The Radio Threesta hat (like Sandanista)
    The Castrated Cap (in honour of those lackys at the CBC shop who don't have the balls to stand up to a lone internet crazy)
  13. Kneeshag
    13

    Yay Commies

    I would call it the Clark Eat sHat. Doesnt Clark know that we dont care about commies and and pinkoes anymore.
  14. tb3
    14

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    I am so glad I got mine when it was a Castro!
  15. tb3
    15

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    Mark, one thing Castro didn't copy was a Klinger.
  16. Mark MacArthur
    16

    Klinger comment

    tb3: eeeeeeeeeewwwww.
  17. sdixon
    17

    sdixon

    Bryan Clark get a life! Given a rational debate of the facts you would realize that your comments are rash and baseless. Your comment "communist oppression" is an oxymoron(ic) one.

    Communism:
    the belief in a society without different classes in which the methods of production are owned and controlled by all its members and everyone works as much as they can and receives what they need. (Cambridge International Dictionary of English)

    As a matter of FACT, the oppression of Cuba has resulted from the AMERICAN embargo, AKA "Helms-Burton Act". Oh and 99.9% of the "information" Bryan would have about Cuba would be filtered through American oppression media.

    So it's too bad one uninformed rant can give the Canada Free Press a reason to weigh in on a non-issue like this. I bet he was the little kid who told on his older brother/sister if they played spin the bottle:-) You know, the kid without a life.

    A name for the had... let call the "The Fidora" ;-) It might be even better to call it "The Che", but Che Guevara often wore a baret.

    My 2c

    PS - relax... oh and don't forget to open your eyes!
  18. John Paolozzi
    18

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    Heya all... Let's keep if friendly, and keep if fun. Please refrain from any ad hominem attacks. Thanks!
  19. sdixon
    19

    Sorry

    John... you're right... sorry. I should be more polite... especially in an open forum.

    Bryan... sorry if I offended.

    Seriously!
  20. John Paolozzi
    20

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    Heya, sd... no worries! Honestly is was more about names like "sHat", and the like. Thanks all!
  21. Kneeshag
    21

    Sorry bout the sHat

    HAHA, I guess we are commies, awesome. Good thing I am from BC. Seriously, though....
  22. jharman
    22

    Re: Hat Names

    How about a Lenin or a Mao hat?
    Or we could go with Castros' pop-star brother Che.

    Che-hat... Chat?

    Or Raul, isn't that Castro's brother. A Raul Hat.

    Or a Fidel Hat.

    Hmmm....
  23. Lauren Burrows
    23

    It's a little boring, but ...

    I always called these army hats, haven't various military types worn these hats before?
  24. Arnie
    24

    Re: Commie Hat

    If I wear the Castro hat, does it mean I'll get brainwashed? Will I get Commie cooties? Will I want to liberate the oppressed and grow a macho beard?
  25. yeechr
    25

    Oh! Oh!

    Why not get all abstract and self-referential and call it the Dictator Hat?
  26. rdickie
    26

    Mcarthy warned me about you peeps!

    Let me say this: The ranger hat is disgraceful. Did you know that the kokanee ranger man objectifies women!

    Can i write an angrier letter to get it changed back? I promise not to use the lame groupthink words like "Tax payer" and "pinko-commie!"

    If needed, I could take a bunch of those oppresive hats off your hands. ;)
  27. dennisklo
    27

    I would wear one ,but not through U.S. customs

    I think a new name could be "Duh Batista" It would take some force to remove though. Dennis Klompstra ,
  28. Rob Dub
    28

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    For safety sake maybe it should be called the "green cotton head covering". When I think of Hat I think of Cat and The Hat and you know he was a trouble maker. I'm going on a campaign to ensure we never use the word hat again!
  29. yeechr
    29

    Re: Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    Nah, too safe. Also, try to work Radio 3 into there somewhere.
  30. Chrisk
    30

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    The This-Is-Not-A-Symbol-of-Communist-Oppression,-Really! Hat

    The Revolution Will Not Be Simulcast Hat

    The Capitalist Censorship Cap of Oppression +1

    Canadian Beaver Cap

    R3 Beaver Headgear

    (I don't know how to work the salmon in because salmon is a difficult word to work with)
  31. PapaJB
    31

    How about the “hat formally known as the Castro hat”?

    That should make the sensitive gentle folk type feel better (especially the listener formally know as Bryan Clark). And that way we can shorten the name to … you guessed it … the Castro hat!
    Or even better, why not use an anagram of Castro Hat and call it the Castor hat! Very Canadian name too.
  32. tb3
    32

    Vive la chapeau!

    "R3 Revolution Hat"
  33. tb3
    33

    Vive la chapeau! p.2

    R3 Army Cadet Cap
    (of course it's going to need a KISS Army-esque logo badge on the front)

    or…
    the Andy Capp – to honour that loveable wife-beating drunk

    I am not sure if the last one is very p.c.
  34. Felan
    34

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    The Sneaky Commie Hat!
  35. pinko
    35

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    the LoFidelity Cap?
    or (alternatively) the HiFidelity Cap?

    or perhaps the 'Canada Free Press' would prefer we just call it the 'Ayn Rand Cap' or something.

    and really, the 'ranger hat' just makes me think of Ranger Gord. Not very R3-ish!
  36. Kneeshag
    36

    I take back my last hat name

    How about the R3PCH

    Radio 3 Properly Censored Hat
    Radio 3 Politically Correct Hat

    Just give it a name with letters and everyone can call it what they like.

    There are so many combos with R3PCH
    Radio 3 Pinko Commie Hat
  37. neuromancer
    37

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    I'm sad that people can actually buy this cap now. I thought I was part of some secret club.

    Did any major news outlet actually pick up this story?
  38. Chrisk
    38

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    "and really, the 'ranger hat' just makes me think of Ranger Gord. Not very R3-ish!"


    The Trucker Gord Hat? Then you could say, "I'm gonna put my Trucker Gord on now."
  39. mikegibbons
    39

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    I'd call it the Radio 3 Independence Hat, or possibly the Radio 3 Independence Revolution Hat...
  40. kstop
    40

    I hear Castro, I think Barbara Streisand Museum

    I vote for the Hatstro.
  41. bobster
    41

    HAT HAT, name the Hat!

    Ah yes, it is times such as these that we must turn to the fashionistas for direction. How about Cute Little Commie Cap? No wait, that won't do it. Too contraversial. Imagine getting ready for the gig and hearing, " Yo, what you wearin' tonight?" Deeewd, I'm be wearin' ma FONKY (Cute Little Commie Cap) A problem just waiting to happen. Then there's CBC. O.K. how about Cuban Baseball Cap? Radio3. Hmmm. Rad 3! Ranger Hat? Nope, don't work for me. Well look. If everybody calls it a Castro, then I guess it has named itself. Or, when you get one, you can pretty much call it whatever you want. If I ever get one, pretty unlikely, think I'll stick with my collection of trusty baseball caps, maybe I'll give it to the nearest commie. Or maybe, attach a long string to it and throw it out the window of my car and go TROLLING FOR COMMIES! That'll smoke 'em out. Oh well, In the words of Joe Walsh, who I believe once said, "you married her, you wash her", call it what you want! Loud and proud. This be Canada baby! Rock on!!! Peace and love and all that stuff. Bye...
  42. Doppelganger
    42

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    Per Mark's suggestion (waaaaay up there near the top of these comments), I think the hat should be renamed The Sherman.
  43. TheIceman
    43

    Stand Up for Freedom

    Is this not a free country? How is it that the CBC was bullied by the thought police into changing the accepted name for the hat because of the actions of a single individual. I feel worse about this than the mis-informed opinion of one right wing fearmongerer.
  44. jsitar
    44

    Free Hat

    My vote is for:

    1) inFidel
    2) Hatstro

    and very last place:
    The Article of Clothing Never to be Worn By Stephen Harper
  45. bobster
    45

    Hat Hat, more about the Hat...

    During all of this, I went out for Chinese food and didn't see a single commie. Then I said to myself, we could call it the Mao Mao, but why bother? I wonder what would have happened if the CBC had their(pardon the expression) thinking caps on and did something like "Create the Coolest Cap in Canada Contest" where the winner gets cash and publicity, the CBC gets promotion for Radio 3 in a new way, AND a hat where you got everybody going, I GOT to get me one of those!, and some deserving designer gets a shot at starting or accelerating a career? I wonder what could have been done, maybe a new trend in design. Oh well. I guess it'll be stuck-on-stupid for now if you want it to be. Hats off to all...
  46. S
    46

    my 2 cents

    I agree with papa JB+ vote for Castor. A simple anagram--cheeky, slipping under its brim all those favorite naughty, uncontrollable Canadian bits (French, animals, certain other favored things). A name open to many possibilities ...
    But if I had a second vote it would be the Platypus. A platypus is nature's real-life version of that morphed R3 logo creature, something so wierd and wonderful you wouldn't think it possible, but there it is. And the brim o' the hat is exactly like the bill of a platypus. I mean that in a good way. Once upon a time, an intimate of mine took it upon himself to instruct me in the wearing of caps, and how I needed to store them with rubber bands across their brims to preserve the curve and thus our mutual cool factor.
    When I lost the boy I lost the habit; however ever since I have been plagued with terrible insecurity whenever I wear a cap: do I have the dreaded 'flat brim'? But the R3 hat has some sturdy fixins' --I can smash it in the back of my closet and still it pops out with a perfect brim, arched like a beautiful duck-bill.
  47. Corriador Chandri
    47

    Ruthless murdering Dictator? C'mon read your history

    Bryan: Before posting another uninformed comment, do your homework. Before Castro liberated Cuba, the American mafia openly operated there with Casinos, drug running and prostitution. It was in fact their little sewer/playground. Rent, borrow or buy "Why We Fight"by Eugene Jarecki. Once you have done that, Buy! 2 copies of "Loose Change" and watch it several times. Why 2 copies? Because you will want to immediately give 1 to someone you know who has a concious and is not brain dead from too many episodes of Friends. Then and only then post back here with a response. These films are not religious or solicitations for pyramid "business schemes" Your world will be rocked and you will never be the same.
    Ivan Clement
  48. Craig Norris
    48

    Amen Ivan!

    Add to Ivan's comments that, after Castro was installed, the CIA - in conjunction with organized crime (the mob) - spent years planning ways to "dispose" of Castro. (AMLASH, The Bay Of Pigs...etc)

    Even going so far as fabricating a link between Lee Harvey Oswald and Cuba after Kennedy's murder to drum up support for a run at Castro.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not nominating Castro for sainthood, but let's make sure that it's all out there.

    As for "rocking" Bryan's world, Ivan; I don't think it can be done. If someone is passionate enough to write a letter to the Canadian Free Press about the name of a hat on a website for an indie music station, then they may just be beyond help.
  49. Grant Lawrence
    49

    uhhh...

    It's just ... a hat.

    A Castro hat.

    That's what it's called, like or not. It is the easiest cultural reference. A lowest common demoninator. You say "Castro hat" and almost everyone says "oh yeah, that style". Few reply with "SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH, COMMIE BASTARD!!"

    We're talking fashion (a shallow, hilarious industry at the best of times), not politics.

    I just played the Exclaim Hockey Summit and one of the teams was called CCCP. Amazingly, I did not demand their immediate explusion from the tournament because of the oppression of the Iron Curtain age.

    One of my best friends once bought a pair of knee-high, black leather, WWII-era GERMAN ARMY BOOTS because he thought they looked cool while wearing them with a suit on stage with a band. Do I consider this dear friend an anti-semite, card-carrying, goose-stepping NAZI? Uh, no. he's one of the nicest, pure-of-heart people I have ever met without a malicious bone in his body.

    This hat-complainer-guy might really freak out if he heard some of the hair styles that my local salon peddles, including the "Hitler Youth" (think of the Franz Ferdinand swooping bangs look) and the "JFK" (a big patch of hair on the back/side/crown of your head going off in every direction thanks to some gel). And yes, these salonists deliver these titles with a earnest, straight face, eager snipping scissors in hand. I have yet to report them to CSIS.

    I will also assume hat-complainer doesn't read Vice otherwise we might be hearing about that monthly mag in the House of Commons.

    I think most of us are smart enough to make the distinction between the relative innocence of pop culture, the relative nonsense of fashion, and something that is truly offensive, no?
  50. TheFossil
    50

    Choo Choo Hat

    I have a copy cap, sorry hat ;-) that my wife tells me reminds her of a train drivers hat. From that, Choo-Choo Hat is my suggestion!

    Personally, having seen photos of myself wearing the Choo-Choo hat, with my goatie I think it make me look a little french. Cuba, France, Napoleon ... any thoughts?

  51. yeechr
    51

    Hmm...

    Actually, my vote's now on PapaJB's suggestion - Castor hat. The Radio 3 Castor Hat. Oh - or how about the Bucky hat? And shouldn't the salmon-beaver get his own name?
  52. John Paolozzi
    52

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    How's about "Cap-itulate"?
  53. Chrisk
    53

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    Canadian Conservative Youth Party Alliance Cap. That'll make everyone happy. CBC haters won't get the reference. The rest of us will.
  54. blinger12
    54

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    Why do people even care about the name....but oh well, I guess you can't please everyone.

    Name...name...what's a good name for a hat?compared to some of the other names already mentioned all the ideas i can come up with are terrible. I should've posted my ideas when this blog entry first came out, oh well, thats what happens when you don't go online for a couple of days.
  55. blinger12
    55

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    oops i didnt' include in that comment which names i like best: inFidel, LoFidelity, Castor and R3volution
  56. bobster
    56

    THE HAT! A name that would please everybody...

    Yeah, went to bed, got up, breakfast, got the bike out, lunch (carrot juice & some knishes), nap, and now for the name that would please everybody:
    CastroRangerhatcapRadio3FreedomhatCapitalistPigdogThe ClarkHatThe BuckyHatThe Raisod'3etreTheR3CapTheWhinin'BrianFlapCapTheRuthlessMurderingDicktatorCapClark'sNarcCapTheCalmtheFuckDownVisorofanti-communismGlennTheR3RevolutionaryCapTheRadioThreestahatlikethecastratedcaptheClarkeatShatTheFidoraSandanisteTheCheLeninMaohatchehatchataRaulHatFidelHatarmyhatDictatorHatDuhBatistagreencottenheadcoveringthethis-is-not-a-symbol-of-communist-oppression-really-hatTheRevolutionWillNotBeSimulcastHatTheCapitalsitCensorshipCapofOpressionHatCanadianBeaverCapR3BeaverHeadgearthehatformallyknownasthecastrohatcastorhatR3RevolutionHatR3ArmyCadetCaptheAndyCapTheSneakyCommieHattheLoFidelityCapTheHiFidelityCapR3PCHRadio3ProperlyCensoredHatRadio3PoliticallyCorrectHatRadio3PinkoCommieHatTheTruckerGordTheRadio3IndependenceHatTheRadio3IndependenceRevolutionHatTheHatstroCuteLittleCommieCapCubanBaseballCapRAD3TheShermaninFidelHatstroTheArticleofClothingNevertobeWornbyStephenHarperMaoMAoCAstorPlatypusahatacastrohattraindriver'shatchoochhohattheRadio3CastorHatBuckyHatCapitulateCanadianConservativeYouthPartAllianceCap. Yep. That'sit. A BIT hard to remember, especially if you ask a friend to give it to you out of the closet. Kinda makes you wonder how we ever got to the moon, don't it? Proof. There is a God.
    Funny nobody called it "MY HAT"
    Further proof communism MIGHT have worked. Minus the gulags. There you have a name created by everybody, equally shared. But for me, I kinda like Canada the way it is. Would I ever wear THIS hat? Not now. Have fun guys, wear what you want, call it whatever, be kind to each other. Nite Nite...
  57. bobster
    57

    THE HAT/Censorship!

    HA HA HA. I see that my comment got censored! I'm working on a large screen and all your names for the hat totalled to over 200 words, looks like a bunch got chopped off. ENOUGH ALREADY! Take care everybody. Keep Smilin'...
  58. blinger12
    58

    Re: CBC Radio 3 “Castro Hat” Renamed the “Ranger Hat”

    haha nice name bobster
  59. bobster
    59

    THE HAT! I had a dream last night...

    Enter Comment Here:
  60. bobster
    60

    THE HAT! I had a dream last night...

    Fnerkin' Gherkins! Man, did I have a dream last night.
    Rather than tell you about it, I'll let the headlines I saw speak for themselves:

    (ReutersNewswire) The CBC was held responsible
    by CSIS, theFBI, and the United Nations for
    inciting an "International Incident" when it was reported that Fidel Castro arrived at Vancouver's CBC Radio3 Shop surrounded by his bodyguards.
    Although heavily armed, there did not seem to be any intention of violence from the Cubans. It
    seems Mr. Castro had heard about the sale of a cap, and decided to pay a visit to "check it out." (Exact Spanish translation unavailable). After asking the nervous clerk(again exact Spanish translation unavailable) "Whattup? How come you guys ripping my idea for a cap? You know I got the Boss idea from Mao." By this time local authorities, RCMP, and SWAT were on hand to contol what could have turned into a "nasty" incident. It seems Mr. Castro was rather curious
    about one of the hats a Mountie was wearing and asked if he could try it on. After exchanging beanies and mutually agreeing the "photo op" would be good for "international relations" the various "sides" began exchanging caps and taking digital photos. It was reported that Mr. Castro placed a "substantial" order for the hat, saying' "I can't get this kind of quality back home." All parties then ajourned to a downtown "watering hole" for a few brews and some fine Cuban cigars. Upon leaving, Mr. Castro commented that his visit was "pleasent" and an ever-sharp CBC staffer asked "Do you listen to Radio3? "Well sure'" Mr. Castro repled. "You can't get those sounds in Havana." When asked to describe Radio 3 Mr. Castro used an epithet not easily translatable from the Spanish, (the nearest equivilent would be "bitchin".) Another CBC staffer quickly added, "Mr. Castro, what do YOU call the hat? Not readily understanding English, Mr. Castro seemed perplexed and after conferring with an aide said, "MY HAT"
    Film at 11...
  61. klong
    61

    Hat Names.

    Someone lock me in a secret prison if this has already been suggested, but what about, "The People's Hat," or "The People's R3 Hat"?
    Other than my satellite-radio-worthy suggestions, I really like LoFidelity. It's funny, references music, and it's -- dare I say it -- subversive.

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